Telegram automation
A pair of bots, plus a sub-bot in a paying members' group — hugely profitable in live operation.
Custom Telegram bots that pull data through APIs, send alerts, and run the jobs nobody wants to sit and watch. The arbitrage pair ran on their own and turned out to be hugely profitable — that's what convinced us the bot work was worth offering.
Website health grader
Free tool, live on pallettai.org — paste a URL, get a score.
This one is live, not a mockup. Paste any address and it scores speed, mobile, search and the security basics out of 100, then tells you what to fix in plain English. The backend is a Cloudflare Worker with no extra dependencies, plus the usual guards so it can't be pointed at the wrong thing.
Public release
First public release — complex integration, working GUI.
The first public test of whether we could ship production-quality work with AI in the mix: FTP file transfer, live status, real-time stats, and a graphical interface that isn't a clone. It's open source on GitHub if you want to look.
This very site
Scores 100/100 on our own health grader — checked live by the free tool on the homepage.
The live site is ours, end to end. Fast, works on a phone, and we don't make claims we can't back up. Run the checker on it if you want to see the score yourself.
Tried and tested
Strict, layered error-catching before rollout.
Nothing ships until it has been through the same layered checks — function, security, and a final pass before rollout. The grader on the homepage is one of those layers, not a marketing extra.
Your project here
One conversation away.
Every card here started as someone saying “I've got this idea.” If that's you — a site, a tool, a bot — there's a space. Local Midlands businesses get a discount.
Everything on this page is live or was. Prices and aftercare are on the pricing page. Ready for the next card? Write to us below — we answer within 48 hours.
A few sentences is enough. We'll come back with a price, a small deposit, and a preview before anything goes live.